Boy, I wish I had written this...

This trenchant and hilarious piece is from one of my favorite Web sites The Onion.

You must check it out.

Twelve Customers Gunned Down In Convenience-Store Clerk's Imagination

Please, don't for a moment think that I'm advocating violence. I am not.

I am, however, advocating good writing and this is an excellent example. Bonus that it is extraordinarily funny.

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/28459