Here's a humorous anecdote... (Well, you decide.)
LOUISVILLE – My friend M. attempted to break up a dog fight between his son's pitbull-mix and his neighbor's mongrel a few weeks ago.
The dogs won.
Those who know M. know that he's quite fond of his potato squeezin's. I'm not implying that M. is at fault, but often when we drink, we make poor choices.
M. instinctively, albeit unwisely, used his hand and arm to disengage the two raging canines and the pitbull-mix, Larry, made short work of ripping into his hand to the tune of fifty some-odd stitches. Because the dog caught a taste of human blood, namely M's blood, the Animal Control Center by law had to take possession of the dog Larry and place it in quarantine for a number of days.
Apparently, once in the custody of the ACC, the dog blew a .08 on the breathalyzer, which is the legal limit in the Commonwealth of Kentucky.
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